A Blessing From The Lord (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

 Bedevere:
          ...and that, My Leige, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
 Arthur:  This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere.  Explain again,
          how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.
 Bedevere:
          Oh, certainly, Sir. You see--

 (thunder. the clouds open and a giant animated face is seen. it speaks:)

 God:     Aaaarthur...Aaarthur, King of the Britons...

 (the knights fall to their knees)

 God:     (noticing) Oh don't grovel!
 Arthur:  Sorry, Lord...
 God:     And DON'T apologize!!  Every time I try to talk to somebody,
          its "I'm sorry"-this and "Forgive me"-that and "I'm not
          worthy"... It's like those miserable Psalms--they're soooo
          depressing!
 Arthur:  Yes, Lord.
 God:     What're you doing now?!
 Arthur:  Averting my eyes, Oh Lord.
 God:     Well, STOP IT!
 Arthur:  Yes, Lord.
 God:     Right.  Arthur, King of the Britons, I have decided to set
          you a task as an example in these dark times.
 Arthur:  Good idear, o Lord!
 God:     (thunder)
          'COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA!  Now:  this is the Holy Grail.

 (heavenly music as a giant picture of a golden, jewel-encrusted grail
 appears in the sky)

          Look well, Arthur, for it is your mission to seek this Grail.
          That is your purpose, Arthur: The Quest for the Holy Grail!

 (the clouds slam shut)

 Arthur:       A blessing!  A blessing from the Lord!
 Lancelot:     God be praised!