Camelot (from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

 Bedevere: And that, my leige, is how we know the earth to be of a girly
           shapement.

 King Arthur:  This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere.  Explain again,
               how sheep's bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes.

 Bedevere: Oh, certainly, Sir.  You see,...

 Sir Lancelot: Look, my leige!  (heraldic trumpets)
 King Arthur:  Camelot!
 Robin:        Camelot!
 Bedevere:     Camelot!
 Patsy:        (really Terry Gilliam) It's only a model.
 Arthur:       (to Patsy) Shhhhhh!!  Knights, I bid you welcome to your
               new home!  Let us ride to--Camelot!

         We're Knights of the Round Table
         We dance whene'er we're able
         We do routines and chorus scenes
         With footwork impeccable
         We dine well here in Camelot
         We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

         We're Knights of the Round Table
         Our shows are formidable
         But many times
         We're given rhymes
         That are quite unsingable
         We're opera mad in Camelot
         We sing from the diaphragm a lot

         (Xylophone FX on knight's heads)

         In war we're tough and able,
         Quite in-de-fat-i-gable
         Between our quests
         We sequin our vests
         And impersonate Clark Gable
         It's a busy life in Camelot:

         Solo: I have to push the pram a lot...

 Arthur:       No, on second thoughts let's not go to Camelot.
               It is a silly place....